...............

HOLY CRAP!

EL!! SMITH!!

I FOUND A BUTTLOAD OF MY MEDICINE!!

How the hell did it end up here, anyway?

[ a long pause ]

HEY NANZA, ARE YOU HERE?!

... oh, hey, there's some soba noodles here, too! Wow, this is like Christmas!

[ happygamma is happy. and no, he doesn't know about smith disappearing yet lols )8 ]

[ some static before the transmission clears up ]

Holy fuck! That was fucked up! El, Smith, you guys all right? shit!

We need to get the fuck out of this place!

Now then....

WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS BULLSHIT?!

[ smrt gamma is smrt ]

[ heavy breathing and unfamiliar-sounding laughter. not a single spoken word, just the sound of the breathing and laughing, and the revving of an engine. a loud yell, and some swooshing as Gamma cuts into a Chimera. this continues for a good ten minutes before the transmission cuts ]

[ OK BORINGPOST IS BORING BUT IT MAY BE RELEVANT TO SOME PEOPLE ( Read more... )

[ a growl ]

Shit, this thing fucking shocked me, what the fuck.

Mmn.. I guess it really wants me to post all the fucking time, does it? Well I don't have a lot to say, damnit. All I--..

wait, what's today?

...

Oh.

...

Well, damnit. Whoops.

HEY EL SORRY ABOUT THAT BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I'll find out a way to make it up to you or something, ( Read more... )

Ugh. Well, the pain's subsided somewhat.. Thank God..

I can only hope that other things don't complicate matters any more than they need to be.

[ a thoughtful pause ]

Hey El? I need to talk to you. You gotta few?

S-shit.

Nngh.. Nanza, you stupid bitch.

[ some pained groaning ]

Where the hell are you when I actually need your stupid ass?

[ the squeak of leather being clenched and tightened ]

Aagh.. f-fuck..!

I need my f-fuckin'...!

[ he trails off into a string of curses ]Smith, I'll kill you if I ever find you here. I swear I'll punt your stupid ( Read more... )

Thanks for helping with the whole grave-marker thing, guys.

Anyway, I haven't seen a hell of a lot going on as of late, though I can hear something going on somewhere outside the city...

[some silence as he listens, and some distant noises can be heard]
...

sounds like yelling and fighting...

[another pause, most screaming and yelling and ( Read more... )

[ very heavy, labored breathing, followed by a ragged cackle ]

hahahaaaaa, giving up so quickly, you stupid fuckers?!

[ the revving of an engine can be heard, sounding not unlike a chainsaw ]

C'MON! I've still got some kick left in me, you assholes!

[ some howling, followed by flesh and bone being ripped apart and more screaming ]Hehehe... ( Read more... )

What in the fucking.... This some kind of joke?

How did I end up here?

Smith? You around?

...

Jackass, you better not have ditched me. I'll kick your sorry, smiling, banker ass.

[ silence for a bit, aside from Gamma's footsteps, and after a minute or two, Gamma realizes that the device is recording him ].... Oh, shit. This thing's recording ( Read more... )